Let’s examine this for a second if you don’t mind. Ask a hot chick what she wants in a guy and see what she says. I guaruntee that it will coincide with the centerfold’s answers. Then present her with a friend of yours (we all have one) who is all of those things but looks like fucking roadkill and see what happens. You could light a Stogie on the fire trail she leaves behind her as she’s running for thefucking door!